Don't forget your face mask!

Firebox Supper Club Awards 2019

Michael Peters – 19th Dec 2019

FIREBOX SUPPER CLUB AWARDS 2019

Four epic nights, far too many highlights for one blog piece so we did the next best thing and created some faux awards to honour our amazing guests.



Best Dressed

WINNER(S)!

@katiesnooks and @jaimelondonboy. Needless to say everyone looked incredible, but it’s hard to argue with this picture.

Best Dressed

Very Honourable Mentions:

Huge respect to @themissdisney for going full sexy Santa

Firebox Best Dressed

Quality polka dot action from @victoria_clay, but it’s her plus one who really caught the eye - that Turkey mask, hat and shades combo looks fly and he knows it.

Firebox Best Dressed

Jolliest Jizzers

When you’re presented with a pink plastic penis filled with Raspberry Unicorn Tears Gin, you spin those balls and you get pumpin’.

WINNER!

Firm grip. Cupping the balls. Solid technique.

Jolliest Jizzers

Very Honourable Mentions:

@caragoesawol - she's gunna blow!

Jolliest Jizzers

@BLangsworthy - down the wrong hole?

Jolliest Jizzers

@katiesnooks bracing for the worst.

Jolliest Jizzers

Wonderful commitment. Lovely tongue action.

Jolliest Jizzers

Bravest Fools

A picture speaks 1000 words, or in this case - 6.4 million Scovilles. A tip of the cap to all those who dared to eat our Instant Regret Chilli Chocolate.

WINNER!

@studdedkissesblog and her plus one perfectly demonstrate that moment when you realise there’s no going back.

Instant Regret

Very Honourable Mentions:

"Erm, what did I just eat?" "Oh I should have said - it's really fucking spicy"

Instant Regret

Michael from @ginbandits, you really don’t want to get this stuff in your eyes.

Instant Regret

We Photoshopped out the smoke and flames.

Instant Regret

Best Dick Pics

Everyone's favourite phallic friend was out in force - here's our favourite dick pics from the night.

WINNER!

One for the family album @gregorygaige and @izzymariehill

Best Dick Pics

Very Honourable Mentions:

@katiesnooks "Tadaa!"

Best Dick Pics

Georgia from @ginbandits getting her snuggle on

Best Dick Pics

Yer damn right @hollybrocks!

Best Dick Pics

Shout out to @sarahelizabethbradbury who woke up next to Pierre.

Best Dick Pics

Finest Turkey Stuffing

WINNER!

We don't know who this is but we caught them mid-shimmy dance and we love it.

Finest Turkey Stuffing

Very Honourable Mentions:

"Hello? Yes, Fire Brigade please, I've got my head stuck in a Turkey"

Finest Turkey Stuffing

Scarf and hat are so last year

Finest Turkey Stuffing

It's our pleasure @studdedkissesblog

Finest Turkey Stuffing