If you already like dogs (who doesn't?), then here are ten compelling reasons why you want, nay NEED the Knit Your Own Dog Kit.
It won't keep you up all night howling
You don't have to take it for walks
Doesn't produce horrific beefy smells
No mind-blowing vets bills
You don't have to feed it
It won't run away because its stopped loving you
No more relentless slobbering
Won't tread mud all over your immaculate home
Definitely just as soft, cute and cuddly
It lives forever!
From yarn and needles to stuffing and pipe cleaners, these crafty canine kits contain everything you need to knit your own loyal companion. They're just the right size, and with the supremely easy-to-follow instructions you don't have to be an expert to get stuck in – you'll have finished them in just a few evenings.
There are three fine breeds to choose from and each pattern is particularly detailed and versatile, so that once you've mastered the basics you can adapt them to suit your ideal pooch. For instance, you can change the yarn colour if you've got a ginger Dachshund or just add some extra stuffing if your dog is a right little fatty.
There is no substitute for a real dog
Contains everything you need to knit your own loyal companion
As realistic as possible, each pattern includes details specific to each breed
Choose from Dachshund, Beagle and Golden Retriever
A 24-page booklet with beginner's knitting lessons, dog knitting pattern and some hilarious doggy trivia
Kit contains: All the yarn you need, pair of 2¾mm (US 2) knitting needles, safety pins, sewing needle, stuffing, pipe cleaners