NSFW Gifts

Oooh, the naughty section! Don't worry, we won't tell your mum you were here. Behold, our sweariest, sexiest, smokiest pressies, guaranteed to upset sensitive people and delight absolute legends.

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Cannabis Gin
Cannabis Gin
£29.99$36.99€32.99
Cannabis Vodka
Cannabis Vodka
£29.99$36.99€32.99
Lords of Cannabis
Lords of Cannabis
£29.99$36.99€32.99
Giant Pierre The Penis
Giant Pierre The Penis
£19.99$24.99€21.99
How Not To Be A Dick
How Not To Be A Dick
£16.99$20.99€18.99
Penis Hot Water Bottle
Penis Hot Water Bottle
£11.99$14.99€13.99
Wake & Bake Mug
Wake & Bake Mug
£21.99$26.99€24.99
Fucking Weekday Cups
Fucking Weekday Cups
£24.99$30.99€27.99
Fucking Diet Scale
Fucking Diet Scale
£19.99$24.99€21.99
Bong Pong
Bong Pong
£13.99$17.99€15.99
Sweary Scratch Map
Sweary Scratch Map
£21.99£15.39$26.99$18.99€24.99€16.9930% off
Grow A Dick
Grow A Dick
£9.99$12.99€10.99
Pierre The Penis Pillow
Pierre The Penis Pillow
£14.99$18.99€16.99
You Make Me Horny Gift Wrap
You Make Me Horny Gift Wrap
£8.99£4.49$11.99$5.99€9.99€4.9950% off
Mix 3 products for £30
Swear Socks For Her
Swear Socks For Her
£10.99$13.99€12.99
Winabis
Winabis
£19.99$24.99€21.99
Dead Celebs
Dead Celebs
£16.99$20.99€18.99
Dickhead Hoopla
Dickhead Hoopla
£8.99$11.99€9.99
Battleshits
Battleshits
£8.99$11.99€9.99
Kama Sutra Scratch Poster
Kama Sutra Scratch Poster
£12.99$15.99€14.99
Mix 3 products for £30
Sassy Desk Plates
Sassy Desk Plates
£9.99$12.99€10.99
Mix 3 products for £30
Salty AF Towel
Salty AF Towel
£15.99$19.99€17.99
Jizz The Game
Jizz The Game
£17.99$22.99€19.99
Cynical Stationery Notebook Trio
Cynical Stationery Notebook Trio
£9.99£6.99$12.99$8.99€10.99€7.9930% off
Happy F*cking Whatever Prosecco
Happy F*cking Whatever Prosecco
£24.99$30.99€27.99
Whatever Fuck It Mug
Whatever Fuck It Mug
£9.99£4.99$12.99$6.99€10.99€5.9950% off
If You Had To...
If You Had To...
£16.99$20.99€18.99
Dick Match
Dick Match
£19.99£13.99$24.99$17.99€21.99€15.9930% off
Cards Against Humanity
Cards Against Humanity
£24.99$30.99€27.99