- Bathe yourself in sweet soapy zombie innards
- Looks like oozing undead bodily fluid, smells like sweet shampoo
- The ultimate way to blend in and survive the inevitable apocalypse
If you've ever sat through a gruesome Zombie flick then you'll know that one of the sure-fire ways to blend in and avoid certain death is to cover yourself in the stinking entrails of the undead.
With the impending apocalypse edging ever closer, you would do well to make this a daily formality and thankfully the Zombie Shower Gel is here to make this survival ritual an enjoyable and sweet-scented bathing experience.
Presented in a resealable transfusion-style bag; simply hang it in your shower, make sure you get good full-body coverage and then enjoy your day knowing that when the time comes – you'll be ready (and smelling fantastic).
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