We don’t sell the Zombie Juice Water Bottle anymore, sorry!

We've suggested some alternatives below you might like:

We did once and we had fun. But we've moved on. These things happen. We've suggested some alternatives below you might like:

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Zombie Kerry drinking

Must have braaaaaiiiinns!

We’re all familiar with zombies moaning for ‘braaaaains...’ and other squishy parts of our anatomy. But you never hear them smacking their undead lips and moaning ‘waaaaater...’, and why? Because today’s zombie-on-the-go always packs Zombie Juice! Made with freshly squeezed brains, it’s delicious and refreshing. Mmm... prefrontal cortexy.

For those of us yet to join the ranks of walking dead, we can enjoy the Zombie Juice Water Bottle. Bearing the name of this entirely fictitious drink, this coated aluminium canteen is ideal for anyone on the move – whether you’re hiking, cycling, or just commuting to work. And it makes a great change from those po-faced water bottles you usually see. Well, why not? After all, if it weren’t for our sense of humour we’d be no better than those shambling dead-eyed zombies anyway!

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Product info

Zombie Kerry drinking

Must have braaaaaiiiinns!

We’re all familiar with zombies moaning for ‘braaaaains...’ and other squishy parts of our anatomy. But you never hear them smacking their undead lips and moaning ‘waaaaater...’, and why? Because today’s zombie-on-the-go always packs Zombie Juice! Made with freshly squeezed brains, it’s delicious and refreshing. Mmm... prefrontal cortexy.

For those of us yet to join the ranks of walking dead, we can enjoy the Zombie Juice Water Bottle. Bearing the name of this entirely fictitious drink, this coated aluminium canteen is ideal for anyone on the move – whether you’re hiking, cycling, or just commuting to work. And it makes a great change from those po-faced water bottles you usually see. Well, why not? After all, if it weren’t for our sense of humour we’d be no better than those shambling dead-eyed zombies anyway!