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You Have To F*cking Eat
You Have To F*cking Eat
You Have To F*cking Eat
You Have To F*cking Eat
You Have To F*cking Eat
You Have To F*cking Eat
You Have To F*cking Eat
You Have To F*cking Eat
You Have To F*cking Eat
You Have To F*cking Eat
You Have To F*cking Eat
You Have To F*cking Eat
You Have To F*cking Eat
You Have To F*cking Eat

You Have To F*cking Eat

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Light-hearted and sweary rhymes to help you through dinner time
The long-awaited sequel to the international best seller
Gorgeous hardback edition
Soon to be narrated by Samuel L Jackson (probably)
A cathartic ode to the tabletop tantrum
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Key features

  • Light-hearted and sweary rhymes to help you through dinner time
  • The long-awaited sequel to the international best seller
  • Gorgeous hardback edition
  • Soon to be narrated by Samuel L Jackson (probably)
  • A cathartic ode to the tabletop tantrum
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Parents of painfully stubborn children rejoice, the long-awaited sequel to 'Go to f*ck to Sleep' has finally arrived. You Have To F*cking Eat is here to ease your exasperations and offer some sweet relief from those table-top tantrums.

Fussy eating kids, there's just no reasoning with them. It's the age-old battle of wills, and by all accounts dinner time is just as mentally exhausting as bed time. They've said they're hungry, so why won't they eat? Why do they only want a plate of mashed potato? Oh, the contents of their lunchbox weren't "cool" enough!? Mind-blowing.

Full of light-hearted and sweary rhymes, this illustrated hardback book is just the catharsis you need after a long day of cleaning indignant clumps of mashed banana off the walls and pretending that forks are aeroplanes.

 

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Please Note:
  • Contains fruity language, words like 'f*ck' n' that.
Product Features:
  • The cathartic sequel to the international best seller 'Go the f*ck to Sleep'
  • Written by Adam Mansbach and illustrated by Owen Brozman
  • Hardback edition, 32 pages
Dimensions:
  • Measures approximately 22cm(W) x 16cm(H) x 1cm(D)

 

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