‘Adventure. Heh. Excitement. Heh. A Jedi craves not these things.’ Fair enough, but there’s nothing wrong with celebrating Christmas. So why not do it in supremely silly style with this highly amusing Star Wars Yoda Santa Hat. Help you it can, yes.
Featuring bendable green ears, the officially licensed Yoda Santa Hat features fuzzy white trim, ‘Santa Yoda’ embroidered on its plush red pointy bit and a jaunty white pom-pom. It’s even got an elastic strap to keep it in place as you sip eggnog and boogie with Count Dooku. Dignity? What dignity? No, in all honesty we don’t know what the makers were drinking when they dreamt this up, but who cares? Judge it by it stupidity, do you, eh?
Just think, with this festive mash-up plonked on your bonce you’ll be able to fling various Santa Yoda quotes at doubting onlookers. ‘Judge me by my silly hat, do you?’ And even if you’re at the office party as opposed to the swamps of Dagobah, at least you won’t have to put up with Luke Skywalker and his soppy droid.