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Yeezus Juice packs a slightly bitter punch but you’ll be too busy being the voice of a generation to notice that.
The dry, acerbic nature of Yeezus Juice means it’s best paired with either fish sticks or delayed croissants.
You may find yourself:
- Interrupting paramount moments in people’s lives
- Developing a God complex
- Interning for Fendi
- Not giving a f*ck what the president has to say
- Wanting prenup