World’s Smallest Pierre the Penis
  • World’s Smallest Pierre the Penis
  • World’s Smallest Pierre the Penis

World’s Smallest Pierre the Penis

Willy tiny

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£5.99$7.99€6.99

Expected in stock: 25th Oct, 2019

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World’s Smallest Pierre the Penis
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  • You’ll need a magnifying glass to peer at this Pierre
  • Imagine a tiny willy made of jelly, with a cute little face
  • Non-stop NSFW fiddling fun
  • Delightfully wobbly and satisfying to play with
  • Feel your stress disappear with every squeeze

Description

Everyone knows it’s not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean that matters. We think that’s a sentiment this little fella would agree with.

Sometimes you don’t fancy cuddling up with a big ‘un. Sometimes it would be completely inappropriate - just imagine pulling out your Giant Pierre at work! That’s a one way trip to a P45. Instead, pop this little fella out and give him a squeeze. He’s so cute and tiny that nobody will ever know.

Squish him. Squidge him. Flatten him. Pull him. Vigorously stroke him. Pat him. Poke him. You won’t leave him alone. He’s the most fun you can have without taking your clothes off.

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