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Worlds Smallest Dancing Jesus
  • Worlds Smallest Dancing Jesus
  • Worlds Smallest Dancing Jesus
  • Worlds Smallest Dancing Jesus
  • Worlds Smallest Dancing Jesus
  • Worlds Smallest Dancing Jesus

Worlds Smallest Dancing Jesus

God moves in mysterious ways

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Worlds Smallest Dancing Jesus
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  • Can't dance? Salvation is here!
  • Miniature bobbling Jesus will show you the way
  • Comes with a guidebook packed with his twelve signature moves
  • Learn the 'Water Walk', the 'Cheek Turn and many more!
  • Become a devoted dancing disciple

Description

Your own, personal, Jesus. Someone who's really small, havin' a ball.

Not our finest introduction. Anyway. Worlds Smallest Dancing Jesus – he can heal the sick, he can walk on water, but can he cure your two left feet?

Sure he can! This is a miniature bobbling messiah we're talking about! He might look like he's doing 'The Carlton' but Jesus has a whole host of signature moves that are now yours to master, featuring:

  • The Water Walk
  • The Cheek Turn
  • The Temptation
  • The Carpenter Clog
Get your (thoroughly-washed) hands on this holy gift and you'll be a dancing disciple in no time.

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