- Big ol’ tankard for your big ol’ man
- Says ‘World’s Okayest Dad’
- None of that ‘#1 AMAZING DADDY’ crap from Clinton’s
- Dishwasher safe, because he’s probably a lazy bastard
He remembers your birthday every year - but not how old you are.
He almost always turned up to Sports Day - albeit late.
He’ll buy you your first car but it won’t have any wheels.
He’s your dad, and he deserves to be honoured. With a big fat glass tankard! Fill this 450ml majesty up with his favourite brew and praise him like you should.
But not too much praise. Remember, he’s not THAT great.
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