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Water Bear Slippers
  • Water Bear Slippers
  • Water Bear Slippers
  • Water Bear Slippers
  • Water Bear Slippers

Water Bear Slippers

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Water Bear Slippers
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  • Waterbears… but they’re slippers!
  • Big, blue and super soft
  • The cosiest bit of microbiology you can stick your feet in
  • Not to scale, obviously
  • One size fits all


What could be more comforting than tucking your world-worn feet into a pair of wonderful waterbears?

Literally nothing, that’s what! After all, your feet and waterbears have something in common. They’re both one of the toughest things on the planet. Think of all your put your feet through - uncomfortable shoes, long walks, sandals that feel like sandpaper after mere steps… And what thanks do they get? None. They deserve these slippers.

Admittedly it’s not like your feet go through quite the same ordeal as these micro bears. Otherwise known as tardigrades, these tiny little organisms can withstand temperatures of minus 272, searing radiation, and the vacuum of space.

But we won’t tell anyone that you’re just after some cosy slippers instead of a cure for feet in contact with absolute zero, your secret is safe with us.

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3 Reviews

Average 4.5/5 stars
  • "Amazing product and so cute. Absolutely love them."
    - 19th of June, 2019
  • "very comfy but very warm, but thats expected!"
    - 11th of April, 2019
  • "Lovely and soft! Quite expensive though. Hopefully they will last a while!"
    - 13th of January, 2019