Watch Ya Mouth

Charades and Trivial Pursuit have had their day. If you play just one game this Christmas, make sure it's Watch Ya Mouth.

Slap a mouthpiece in your cake hole, flip the timer, grab a card, and then try your best to read out as many deliberately-hard-to-read phrases as you can.

Such phrases include:

• Perpetual Pestilence
• Buffy the Vampire Slayer
• Waffles, bacon, fruit and pineapple juice please

With your cheeks stretched to beyond their natural limits and your lips scarcely able to pronounce anything; you'll find yourself laughing uncontrollably and fighting back the dribble.

It's the job of your teammates to guess what the hell you're saying as many times as possible within a minute.