Judging by the amount of cones and potholes we see on the way to work we’ve long suspected something’s gone awry with the average construction worker. And here’s the proof in the gruesome shape of this War of the Dead Zombie Construction Worker Action Figure.
With its gammy tongue firmly in its slowly rotting cheek, this cult online series has been a hit with zombie fans and aficionados of bad acting across the globe. Walking corpses and shadowy government response units? What’s not to love?
Yes he looks like Iron Maiden’s mascot after a heavy night on the tiles but matey boy here reeks of quality (and quite possibly rotting flesh). Standing 8” tall, this highly detailed, fully articulated action figure comes dressed in a blood-soaked flannel shirt, polo neck sweater, torn jeans and safety vest. He’s even got a toolbelt with 11 functional pockets – ideal for storing severed fingers and toes! Mmm… body parts!