Poking pens in a designer effigy might sound pretty daft, but as any desk jockey will tell you, executive life frequently sucks; sometimes we’d all like to stick it to the boss (or even that imbecile in IT) after a hard day’s work. And that’s where the über-stylish Voodoo Pen Display
Following on from the spectacular success of the similarly ouch-tastic Voodoo Knife Display, this designer pen holder is one of the most visually striking desktop accessories we’ve ever seen. Designed by Raffaele Iannello, it depicts an unfortunate Morph-like figure who’s had a run-in with half a dozen stainless steel ballpoint pens. Now that’s gotta hurt!
As well as its obvious aesthetic appeal, this remarkable curio is a practical addition to any style-conscious screen monkey’s desk. And because it comes with six high quality javelin-style biros
, you’ll never have to rummage through your drawers looking for a pen again. Simply extract one from any of the Voodoo’s strategically-positioned slots and get scribbling. It’s really rather cathartic.
High quality Javelin-style biro
Write to your pen friend in style
But it’s sticking the pens in, Voodoo-style, that’s the fun bit. ‘No pay rise this year?’ (Ouch!); ‘So what if I said the boss’s wife’s got a face like a trampled bag of chips?’ (Eek!); ‘Here’s what I think of your human resources!’ (Aargh!). Even if you possess the penmanship of a hippo in boxing gloves we guarantee you’ll never tire of slotting biros in this hapless chap.
Available in sleek black
or striking red
, the Voodoo Pen display is all set to replicate the eye-popping sales of its kitchen-based counterpart, so we strongly suggest you get ordering pronto. Is the pen mightier than the sword? You decide!
From L-R the sleek Black and striking Red Voodoo Pen Displays