- Warm your manhood in the toasty bowels of a smouldering volcano
- Emblazoned with the ultimate symbol of nature's wrath
- Made from 100% Polyester – the sacred fabric of Hephaestus
- Beware violent eruptions and rich sulphuric fumes
Violent explosions spewing out molten lava, plumes of hot ash seen from miles around, deep and jagged ruptures in the very crust of our Earth – volcanoes are the ultimate symbol of nature's raw power. And where better to warm your equally impressive manhood, than in the toasty magma chamber of this smouldering beast.
With one finger quivering on the pulse of the great fashion houses of the world and another probing at our love of geology; these bulging volcanic boxers are hand-crafted by virile Polish seamstresses and feature truly impeccable workmanship. You can literally smell the quality and care that goes into their creation. There may also be the occasional gentle rumble accompanied by a faint whiff of sulphur, but this is nothing to do with the boxers.
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