We don’t sell the Volcano Underwear anymore, sorry!

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We did once and we had fun. But we've moved on. These things happen. We've suggested some alternatives below you might like:

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Violent explosions spewing out molten lava, plumes of hot ash seen from miles around, deep and jagged ruptures in the very crust of our Earth – volcanoes are the ultimate symbol of nature's raw power. And where better to warm your equally impressive manhood, than in the toasty magma chamber of this smouldering beast.

With one finger quivering on the pulse of the great fashion houses of the world and another probing at our love of geology; these bulging volcanic boxers are hand-crafted by virile Polish seamstresses and feature truly impeccable workmanship. You can literally smell the quality and care that goes into their creation. There may also be the occasional gentle rumble accompanied by a faint whiff of sulphur, but this is nothing to do with the boxers.

Product info

Violent explosions spewing out molten lava, plumes of hot ash seen from miles around, deep and jagged ruptures in the very crust of our Earth – volcanoes are the ultimate symbol of nature's raw power. And where better to warm your equally impressive manhood, than in the toasty magma chamber of this smouldering beast.

With one finger quivering on the pulse of the great fashion houses of the world and another probing at our love of geology; these bulging volcanic boxers are hand-crafted by virile Polish seamstresses and feature truly impeccable workmanship. You can literally smell the quality and care that goes into their creation. There may also be the occasional gentle rumble accompanied by a faint whiff of sulphur, but this is nothing to do with the boxers.