Valyrian Steel Razors
  • Valyrian Steel Razors
  • Valyrian Steel Razors
  • Valyrian Steel Razors
  • Valyrian Steel Razors
  • Valyrian Steel Razors
  • Valyrian Steel Razors
  • Valyrian Steel Razors
  • Valyrian Steel Razors

Valyrian Steel Razors

All men must shave

  • Arya's Dagger
    In Stock£19.99$24.99€22.99
  • Heartsbane
    In Stock£19.99$24.99€22.99
  • Longclaw
    In Stock£19.99$24.99€22.99
  • Oathkeeper
    In Stock£19.99$24.99€22.99
  • Widow's Wail
    In Stock£19.99$24.99€22.99
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  • Careful, Your Grace. Nothing cuts like Valyrian steel…
  • The only razors with blades that stay sharp forever
  • Slay stubble and White Walkers in one fell swoop
  • For a smooth, Varys-level close shave every time
  • The best a Westerosi can get

Description

No one's made a new Valyrian steel sword since the Doom of Valyria - but nobody said razors were off the table.

Of course, the secret of forging Valyrian steel is long gone. But that didn't stop us reforging the metal from your favourite weapons into this set of incredible, un-bluntable razors.

Prepare yourself for the smoothest shave of your life. Strong, lightweight, and perfectly balanced: these blades glide gently over your skin with no need for added pressure. Seriously. They’re made of actual Valyrian steel. Do you want to slit your throat?!

With five infamous hilts to choose from, there’s a Valyrian razor for everyone! Keep it classy with Jorah Mormont's reliable Heartsbane and its classic wood carved handle. Or slay irritation with the icy Oathkeeper or Widow’s Wail models, both with soothing menthol strips to prevent redness and itching.

Long night? Repel that five 'o' clock shadow and White Walkers at the same time with Jon Snow’s Longclaw. Or pop open Arya’s Switchblade Dagger, for the cleanest, Varys-level shave money can buy - but be warned, dragging one of these bad boys across your Adam’s apple is not for the fainthearted.

Whether you're keeping your Wildling facial fuzz in check or taming your downstairs direwolf, you’ll find a superior shave with Valyrian steel. And remember: a Lannister always shaves his chest.

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