Try as we might, we can’t think of any situation where an all-in-one body stocking
might be considered “appropriate”. They’re not waterproof, they won’t keep you warm in freezing conditions, and they certainly don’t suck in your lumpy bits. But watch a fully grown man cartwheel past in one of these thoroughly patriotic stretchy lycra onesies
and you’ll understand why Union Jack Morphsuits
are set to be this Summer’s big hit.
Here to cleanse your mind from the above imagery.
Zipping up from the back, these colourful little numbers are thin enough to allow the wearer to see and even drink without removing the hood. Very handy in a marathon
. Oh alright – and festivals, nightclubs, house parties, sporting events and anywhere else a grown-up in a stretchy romper suit might raise a giggle.
Far more fun than waving a boring old flag, the Union Jack Morphsuit
is the ultimate way to flash your nation’s colours.