We don’t sell the Union Jack Morphsuit anymore, sorry!

We've suggested some alternatives below you might like:

We did once and we had fun. But we've moved on. These things happen. We've suggested some alternatives below you might like:

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Try as we might, we can’t think of any situation where an all-in-one body stocking might be considered “appropriate”. They’re not waterproof, they won’t keep you warm in freezing conditions, and they certainly don’t suck in your lumpy bits. But watch a fully grown man cartwheel past in one of these thoroughly patriotic stretchy lycra onesies and you’ll understand why Union Jack Morphsuits are set to be this Summer’s big hit.

Emergency Kittens

Emergency Kittens
Here to cleanse your mind from the above imagery.

Zipping up from the back, these colourful little numbers are thin enough to allow the wearer to see and even drink without removing the hood. Very handy in a marathon. Oh alright – and festivals, nightclubs, house parties, sporting events and anywhere else a grown-up in a stretchy romper suit might raise a giggle.

Far more fun than waving a boring old flag, the Union Jack Morphsuit is the ultimate way to flash your nation’s colours.

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Product info

Try as we might, we can’t think of any situation where an all-in-one body stocking might be considered “appropriate”. They’re not waterproof, they won’t keep you warm in freezing conditions, and they certainly don’t suck in your lumpy bits. But watch a fully grown man cartwheel past in one of these thoroughly patriotic stretchy lycra onesies and you’ll understand why Union Jack Morphsuits are set to be this Summer’s big hit.

Emergency Kittens

Emergency Kittens
Here to cleanse your mind from the above imagery.

Zipping up from the back, these colourful little numbers are thin enough to allow the wearer to see and even drink without removing the hood. Very handy in a marathon. Oh alright – and festivals, nightclubs, house parties, sporting events and anywhere else a grown-up in a stretchy romper suit might raise a giggle.

Far more fun than waving a boring old flag, the Union Jack Morphsuit is the ultimate way to flash your nation’s colours.