Unicorn Tears Gin Liqueur
  • Unicorn Tears Gin Liqueur
  • Unicorn Tears Gin Liqueur
  • Unicorn Tears Gin Liqueur

Unicorn Tears Gin Liqueur

Unicorn's Ruin

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Unicorn Tears Gin Liqueur
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  • A mythical spirit made from the tears of humanely raised Unicorns
  • Embody the magical power of this fabled beast
  • Batch 2 of our bittersweet bestial booze
  • Real Unicorn tears with sublime glittery finish
  • Created by Firebox
V - Suitable for Vegetarians


This gin liqueur contains real Unicorn tears. Created by Firebox in a secret location, using our free range Unicorn herd and closely-guarded extraction process (patent pending).

For our second batch, we’ve refined and improved our emotion harvesting technology, resulting in a bittersweet gin experience and an iridescent glittery appearance that will blow your mind.

To give Unicorn tears their unique taste, we humanely force-feed these beautiful beasts entire wheelbarrows of citrus fruit, oranges, juniper berries, bunches of coriander, and sticks of liquorice. We then force down this concoction with a giant glittery pestle, like fantasy foie gras, and reap the tears as they fall.

You too can now embody the purity, power and potency of nature’s most sacred steed.

To unleash their magical powers: Swirl the bottle. Behold its shimmering majesty. Consume the mythical spirit.
Return information:

Due to the nature of this product, we are unable to offer our usual 30-day, no-quibble returns policy, if you later change your mind, or otherwise decide to return the product through no fault of Firebox. Click here for more info.

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83 Reviews

Average 5/5 stars
  • "Perfect gift for my unicorn mad mate!"
    - 27th of November, 2018
  • "Very pretty, haven’t tasted it yet! But looks good! "
    - 3rd of November, 2018
  • "The birthday girl said it was very citrus-ey. And did not share. That's a great sign as she gives away rubbish. We are very impressed."
    Paul Laz - 9th of August, 2018
  • "Sparkly goodness in a bottle, enjoyed by those good enough to enjoy its flavour. Definitely had a bit of a kick to it! 10/10"
    Ainsley - 8th of January, 2018
  • "Great product very unique and a real treat for Gin lovers"
    Caroline - 5th of January, 2018