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Unicorn Tears Gin Liqueur

Unicorn's Ruin

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Unicorn Tears Gin Liqueur
  • A mythical spirit made from the tears of humanely raised Unicorns
  • Embody the magical power of this fabled beast
  • Batch 2 of our bittersweet bestial booze
  • Real Unicorn tears with sublime glittery finish
  • Created by Firebox
V - Suitable for Vegetarians
This gin liqueur contains real Unicorn tears. Created by Firebox in a secret location, using our free range Unicorn herd and closely-guarded extraction process (patent pending).

For our second batch, we’ve refined and improved our emotion harvesting technology, resulting in a bittersweet gin experience and an iridescent glittery appearance that will blow your mind.

To give Unicorn tears their unique taste, we humanely force-feed these beautiful beasts entire wheelbarrows of citrus fruit, oranges, juniper berries, bunches of coriander, and sticks of liquorice. We then force down this concoction with a giant glittery pestle, like fantasy foie gras, and reap the tears as they fall.

You too can now embody the purity, power and potency of nature’s most sacred steed.

To unleash their magical powers: Swirl the bottle. Behold its shimmering majesty. Consume the mythical spirit.
Return information:

Due to the nature of this product, we are unable to offer our usual 30-day, no-quibble returns policy, if you later change your mind, or otherwise decide to return the product through no fault of Firebox. Click here for more info.

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73 Reviews

Average 5/5 stars
  • "As a dragon fan, I've always hated unicorns; their sanctimonious purity makes me sick. It's good to taste their sorrow, in liquid form."
    Andy - 20th of November, 2017
  • "A truly magical twist. It nearly vanished during my week off, and I can't wait to give the miniatures in Christmas/Birthday hampers."
    Bobby - 15th of November, 2017
  • "Amazing product & looks so pretty! Bought as a Christmas gift and can’t wait for them to open it x"
    Tara - 15th of November, 2017
  • "Bought as a birthday present for a friend so haven't drunk it yet but it's mesmerising to watch, would be pretty cool if you added an LED"
    Justin - 28th of July, 2017
  • "Perfect gift for my friend who loves unicorns, the bottle was smaller than expected for the price but worth it for the uniqueness. "
    Gina - 24th of March, 2017