Unicorn Tears Gin Liqueur
  • Unicorn Tears Gin Liqueur
  • Unicorn Tears Gin Liqueur
  • Unicorn Tears Gin Liqueur

Unicorn Tears Gin Liqueur

Unicorn's Ruin

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Unicorn Tears Gin Liqueur
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  • A mythical spirit made from the tears of humanely raised Unicorns
  • Embody the magical power of this fabled beast
  • Batch 2 of our bittersweet bestial booze
  • Real Unicorn tears with sublime glittery finish
  • Created by Firebox
V - Suitable for Vegetarians

Description

This gin liqueur contains real Unicorn tears. Created by Firebox in a secret location, using our free range Unicorn herd and closely-guarded extraction process (patent pending).

For our second batch, we’ve refined and improved our emotion harvesting technology, resulting in a bittersweet gin experience and an iridescent glittery appearance that will blow your mind.

To give Unicorn tears their unique taste, we humanely force-feed these beautiful beasts entire wheelbarrows of citrus fruit, oranges, juniper berries, bunches of coriander, and sticks of liquorice. We then force down this concoction with a giant glittery pestle, like fantasy foie gras, and reap the tears as they fall.

You too can now embody the purity, power and potency of nature’s most sacred steed.

To unleash their magical powers: Swirl the bottle. Behold its shimmering majesty. Consume the mythical spirit.
Return information:

Due to the nature of this product, we are unable to offer our usual 30-day, no-quibble returns policy, if you later change your mind, or otherwise decide to return the product through no fault of Firebox. Click here for more info.

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88 Reviews

Average 5/5 stars
  • "Perfect gift for a gin/unicorn lover"
    - 25th of April, 2019
  • "Whilst this was a gift for a very special friend she assured me that it was gorgeous... and was looking forward to peeing glitter "
    - 4th of February, 2019
  • "Fabulous gift Brilliant :)"
    - 31st of January, 2019
  • "The gin tastes lovely and a quick shake of the bottle brings out the sparkling glimmer, making it look like a magic potion. Fast delivery "
    - 29th of January, 2019
  • "The glitter inside is amazing, looks too pretty to drink"
    - 28th of January, 2019

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