Unicorn Tears Gin Liqueur

Unicorn's Ruin
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£39.99$51.19€48.00
69 reviews
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A mythical spirit made from the tears of humanely raised Unicorns
Embody the magical power of this fabled beast
Batch 2 of our bittersweet bestial booze
Real Unicorn tears with sublime glittery finish
Created by Firebox
Free UK Delivery Over £100Free ReturnsNext Day Delivery available Before 5pm
Product info

Key features

  • A mythical spirit made from the tears of humanely raised Unicorns
  • Embody the magical power of this fabled beast
  • Batch 2 of our bittersweet bestial booze
  • Real Unicorn tears with sublime glittery finish
  • Created by Firebox
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69 reviews

Average: 5/5 stars

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by James - 1st of October, 2015
I'm gonna have to punch more unicorns to get their tasty tears.
by Kelsey - 2nd of October, 2015
Couldn't be better if it arrived on a rainbow.
29,001 Shares
Free UK Delivery Over £100
Free Returns
Next Day Delivery available Before 5pm
Free UK Delivery Over £100
Free Returns
Next Day Delivery available Before 5pm
Description
This gin liqueur contains real Unicorn tears. Created by Firebox in a secret location, using our free range Unicorn herd and closely-guarded extraction process (patent pending).

For our second batch, we’ve refined and improved our emotion harvesting technology, resulting in a bittersweet gin experience and an iridescent glittery appearance that will blow your mind.

To give Unicorn tears their unique taste, we humanely force-feed these beautiful beasts entire wheelbarrows of citrus fruit, oranges, juniper berries, bunches of coriander, and sticks of liquorice. We then force down this concoction with a giant glittery pestle, like fantasy foie gras, and reap the tears as they fall.

You too can now embody the purity, power and potency of nature’s most sacred steed.

To unleash their magical powers: Swirl the bottle. Behold its shimmering majesty. Consume the mythical spirit.

 

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Product Features:
  • Gin liqueur made from the tears of unicorns
  • Proudly distilled in England
  • Alc. 40%
  • Volume: 50cl
  • Iridescent glittery liquid
  • It's vegan!
Make your own Cosmopolicorn:
  • Add 50ml x Unicorn Tears Gin Liqueur
  • Add 50ml triple sec
  • Add 15ml lime juice
  • Add 15ml cranberry juice
  • Shake and strain into a cocktail glass
  • Garnish with lime
Dimensions:
  • Measures approximately 9cm(W) x 19cm(H) x 9cm(D)
Please Note:
  • Unicorn tears are so magical they’re actually slightly sweet NOT SALTY like normal tears
  • For anyone with a fragile mind: Please be careful if you hold the bottle up to the light to stare deeply into the cosmos-like shimmering mixture. You may lose yourself in there
This item cannot be sold to anyone under the age of 18.

By purchasing this product you confirm that you are 18 years of age or older. If you purchase this item with a credit/debit card that is available to under 18s, we will contact you to request proof of your age before your order is despatched.

Please drink responsibly www.drinkaware.co.uk



Return information:
  • Due to the nature of this product, we are unable to offer our usual 30-day, no-quibble returns policy, if you later change your mind, or otherwise decide to return the product through no fault of Firebox. Click here for more info.
This product is suitable for vegetarians.
Customer reviews
"Perfect gift for my friend who loves unicorns, the bottle was smaller than expected for the price but worth it for the uniqueness. "
Gina - 24th of March, 2017
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