We made this! It's a Firebox Original!
- Glittery sunscreen straight from the nose of real unicorns
- Broad Spectrum SPF 30
- Water resistant for up to 80 minutes
- Unscented for those with sensitive skin
- Safe for face and body
During an unfortunate outbreak of unicorn influenza at the Firebox Farm, a puddle of glimmering slop caught the keen peripheral vision of one of our stablehands.
It was mesmerising, unlike anything else he had seen before - and, remember, this is a boy who has seen his fair share of unicorn poop
He cautiously scooped the curious goo into his palms and carried it to our laboratory, where it was poked, prodded, probed and tested to within an inch of its creamy life.
Hours later, the results were in. Turns out the liquid disease coursing through the veins of our poor unicorns gave their snot Broad Spectrum SPF 30 powers.
We milked and pumped the unicorns’ noses for all of the glittering, silky snot they had, popped it in tubes and slung it up on our website so you can stay magically safe from the dangerous rays all summer long. You lucky, lucky thing.
Due to the nature of this product, we are unable to offer our usual 30-day, no-quibble returns policy, if you later change your mind, or otherwise decide to return the product through no fault of Firebox. Click here for more info.
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