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Unicorn Poop Marshmallows
  • Unicorn Poop Marshmallows
  • Unicorn Poop Marshmallows

Unicorn Poop Marshmallows

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  • Manure going to enjoy these
  • Fruit-flavoured excrement from purebred unicorns
  • Proudly shat out with a puff of glitter
  • Bouncy, soft, melt in the mouth texture
  • Genuinely the best marshmallows ever
  • Seriously, we can’t stop eating them

Description

After months of careful dietary monitoring, our free-range organic unicorns have laid a treat for you: a fat stack of rainbow-coloured vanilla-flavoured marshmallows, covered in a layer of shimmering sugar crystals.

We must warn you that our Unicorn Poop Marshmallows are not a gift that will last - these puffs of sweet, sweet magic are too delicious to save for later. Have one and you might just have to eat all of them, they’re THAT good. Good thing they come in a giant 280g jar! Buy two if you’re buying for someone else - you won’t want to give them away.

Return information:

Due to the nature of this product, we are unable to offer our usual 30-day, no-quibble returns policy, if you later change your mind, or otherwise decide to return the product through no fault of Firebox. Click here for more info.

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5 Reviews

Average 5/5 stars
  • "Very cool gift for someone who likes unicorns. Very accurate to its name because it's delicious. "
    - 20th of June, 2019
  • "Delicious, unicorn poops, bought as a gift and was offered to taste. "
    - 24th of May, 2019
  • "Never realised until now that Unicorn Poop was light and fluffy and multicoloured. Tastes okay too! Do not eat real poop to test taste!!"
    - 21st of January, 2019
  • "Great little gift to buy."
    - 12th of December, 2018
  • "The best thing with ”Grow your own unicorn”-gift. Absolutely love it! But I haven’t tasted it."
    Elina - 11th of October, 2018

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