Sometimes you just gotta do it yourself. You’re not gonna find anything remotely like this in Tesco.
Mainly because the supermarket people are a bunch of plebian squares but also because it’s far too magical for most people to handle. But we know you’re one of the good ones so you’re allowed in on the secret.
Said secret being this super fun Unicorn IPA kit. Enclosed is almost EVERYTHING you need for an entire gallon of delicious pink pale ale - with mystical sprinkles that never sink!
Sexy but substantial, your homemade unicorn elixir is naturally pink from beetroot and double dry-hopped with super fruity hops - Amarillo and Mosaic, for all you beer connoisseurs out there.
Pour yourself a pint of pink and invite your local faeries round to partake in an ethereal thirst-quenching unlike any other.
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