- Perky pink paperweight
- The sexiest use of polyresin in decades
- Is it me or is it cold in here?
- Provides countless funny mammaries
- Free the nipple in the office without being reported to HR!
Ladies, boobs are heavy as f*ck and don’t we know it.
And what do we do with heavy things? Put them on top of stacks of paper, obviously.
This tantalising, tough tit is 270g of sturdy polyresin, which guarantees a near-disturbing level of detail as well as ensuring that it can survive the wear and tear of your desk.
We’re down with freeing the nipple but sometimes it’s just warmer to let your desk swag do the feminist statement and tuck your own tatas snugly away. Or don’t. You do you, girl, it’s 2018.
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