Sillier than the daftest tongue-poking rock solo, this cool little axe is actually a 1GB MP3 player. It even comes with a mini stereo speaker disguised as an amp and a pick for air guitar posing. No, we don’t get it either. Then again we like AC/DC and Kiss, so most newfangled things confuse us. Quick, pass the plectrum…Back in Black’s coming on!