We don’t sell the Tuco's Grill Paperweight anymore, sorry!

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Stripped straight out of his narcissistic gob and set inside a clear acrylic cube, this is all that remains of Tuco Salamanca. Following a thwarted poisoning attempt and a couple of violent shoot-outs, these bejewelled silver choppers are finally yours to own.

With such a villainous relic on your desk you can feel just like the smug (and balding) head of the Alberquerque DEA, Hank Schrader. He got a "big ole raging hard-on at the idea of catching this piece of sh*t" and this iconic dental trophy is a testament to his guile and ruthlessness, his boisterous criminal-catching expertise.

So the next time you're hunting a psychopathic Mexican drug kingpin, keep all of your precious case notes in check with this imposing souvenir paperweight.

Product info

Stripped straight out of his narcissistic gob and set inside a clear acrylic cube, this is all that remains of Tuco Salamanca. Following a thwarted poisoning attempt and a couple of violent shoot-outs, these bejewelled silver choppers are finally yours to own.

With such a villainous relic on your desk you can feel just like the smug (and balding) head of the Alberquerque DEA, Hank Schrader. He got a "big ole raging hard-on at the idea of catching this piece of sh*t" and this iconic dental trophy is a testament to his guile and ruthlessness, his boisterous criminal-catching expertise.

So the next time you're hunting a psychopathic Mexican drug kingpin, keep all of your precious case notes in check with this imposing souvenir paperweight.