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- Socks fit for a President
- Real styleable hair! Definitely not a wig.
- These are soft. Some would say very, very, very soft.
- “It’s not a toupee, it’s my hair!”
- Comes with its very own comb
Sorry losers and haters, but these socks are some of the comfiest – and you all know it! Please don’t feel stupid or insecure about your existing collection of mediocre footwear, it’s not your fault capitalism hadn’t gifted you with options like these Donald Trump socks yet.
People love these socks. And you know what? They’re excellent. Look at that brushable hair! Everybody loves them.
The hair is even styleable and comes with a fancy little comb, so you have the option to stray from that sexy signature comb over. Plait it. Backcomb it. Man-bun it. Give ol’ Donny the hairstyle he truly deserves.
Of course, these patent pending presidential pretties are made in the USA. Just don’t let the White House know they were made from imported materials, you know how he feels about foreign things.
As the man himself once said, “you can never be too greedy”, so treat yourself to some cosy new socks. You deserve them. We know it, you know it. Everyone knows it.
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