Are you incapable of getting out of bed without a bit of comical coercion? Do you regularly abuse the snooze? Then you need Tocky, the bonkers alarm clock that scurries away and hides when its customisable alarm sounds. Aargh!
Upload an MP3 or record your own message
Use touchscreen controls to set the alarm
Try and catch Tocky in the morning!
Microphone and speaker
This pimped-up update of the similarly irksome Clocky is perfect for tech-loving lazybones as you can use its onboard mic to record your own wake-up messages or upload rousing MP3s via USB. What’s more it features a touch-sensitive function dial and durable silicone casing. Which is just as well because it’s capable of leaping from 3ft. Bedside tables? Bah!
Believe us, you’ve not lived until you’ve chased a compact ball of circuitry round the bedroom in your knickers as it blasts out the Benny Hill theme tune. And trying to shut Tocky up when it’s playing a wakey wakey message from your mum is downright disconcerting. Especially when you’re a 37-year-old company director. Zzzzz…aargh!