Hmm... Beans or sausage?
In today’s fast-paced modern world who has time to wield a fork, a knife and a spoon simultaneously, let alone carry all of these bulky implements around with them? We'll tell you who. No-one.
Well here comes the solution, because the Titanium Spork
is pretty much the pinnacle of ergonomic utensil design, and follows hot on the heels of the pointy stick, the ‘Lazy Susan’ and more recently the Stake 3-in-1 BBQ Tool
Perfect for your contemporary camping enthusiast
; who recognises the importance of always having one hand free to assemble shelters, swim across dirty rivers and wrestle wild hungry beasts when the need arises.
Everything you need on one dining utensil:
The original Titanium Spork
was forged from a solid block of titanium that appeared suddenly during a massive electrical storm. In fact, locals of the remote Swedish town still quiver when recalling the awesome majesty of the ‘spørk lightning’ that lit up the sky and gave this incredible tool its name. Or so we’re told. *
Just think; you could be clicking Buy, grappling with a grumpy Grizzly AND eating lunch. Simultaneously. Right now. So what are you waiting for?
*We totally weren’t told this