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Tiger King Doormat
  • Tiger King Doormat
  • Tiger King Doormat
  • Tiger King Doormat

Tiger King Doormat

"That BITCH"

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£19.99

Expected in stock: 5th Aug, 2020

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Tiger King Doormat
£19.99
This is only available at Firebox!
  • Don't be bewitched by all that hippy dippy shit
  • That f*ckin' bitch can wait outside
  • Show your neighbours your support for Joe #FreeJoeExotic
  • Make sure you wipe all that sardine oil off your shoes
  • Totally unofficial Tiger King-inspired merch

Description

Didn't grind up your husband, feed him to a tiger and dispose of his body underneath a septic tank? Didn't sue a cult hero for a million dollars? You can come right on in!

"Hey all you cool cats and kittens" – shadaaap. She can put flowers in her hair and float around that park on a bike all day long, but we're not fooling for the free-loving hippy-dippy crazy cat lady act.

And don't get us started on that horrendous wedding photo with Howard dressed up as a tiger, squatting on the beach while she holds a leash around his neck – that was the final straw. Until Joe's released, that bitch Carole Baskin can wait outside.

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