Blast all your pressing tasks into oblivion as though they were mere pesky X Wings with our sleek TIE fighter desk lamp and its exceptional maneuverability - you heard us, it’s fully poseable! Officially licensed, this lovely lamp is truly a light source worthy of the Empire.
Of course, while these are an incredibly convincing miniature replica, they lack the combat shields, hyperdrive, life-support systems, and generally flimsiness of their in-movie counterparts. Sorry, Emperor Palpatine. It’s true. (Ooh, burn, etc.)
And, thankfully, this bit of kit doesn’t make the deafening roar of the original TIE fighters. Just as well, you’d join the Rebel Alliance after about 3 uses if you had to listen to that every time.