'Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend' – Albert Camus
Is there a bolder statement of friendship than standing shoulder to shoulder in a gigantic multi-person undergarment? A better symbol of kinship? To be brief, no.
Whether you're collectively taking part in a fund-raising marathon, wanting to keep your gonads extra toasty (100% cotton) or embarking on a death-defying pub crawl. You can bet your bottom dollar that you and your three amigos will stay closely bonded for the entire duration – The Worlds Largest Underpants will make sure of that with its sturdy and heavily elasticated waistband. Not to mention a trusty double flap at the front so at least two of you can have a piddle simultaneously, with the added benefit of zero accidental sword fights*.
Look, size matters. Especially when it comes to the size and contents of one's undergarments. And with a little bit of imagination The Worlds Largest Underpants can be utilised as a tent (pitch it up Johnson), picnic blanket, parachute or even tied between two trees as a diminutive hammock - best make sure they're clean.