There are two things you need to know about the Penguin of Death: 1. He is strangely attractive because of his enigmatic smile. And 2. He can kill you in any 1 of 412 different ways.
Thank goodness then for The Penguin of Death Mug
which displays this handy advice, as well as an illustration of the charming assassin, in case you should ever come across him.
With no other information available on this flightless menace, we would strongly advise everyone to buy one of these mugs and warn their friends and loved ones of this terrible danger to mankind. Conveniently, this mug is also microwave and dishwasher proof. But never mind that... run and hide!
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