The two Mandala Elephants rutting on the front of this book should give you a clue as to its contents.
The Mindless Colouring Book helps you distract yourself from the real world with its alternative brand of "art therapy". Which turns out to be page after page of braindead colouring-in exercises. It's brilliant.
Scribble all over intricately-decorated swear words, a man reaching into a Unicorn's arse, a massive pile of washing up, Hitler enjoying a lovely day – and lots more.