The Lava-tory
The Lava-tory
The Lava-tory
The Lava-tory

The Lava-tory

Fire in the hole!
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The World's First Geothermal Toilet
Drop the kids off at the volcano
A pool of molten lava absorbs even the most stubborn of stools
Perfect for violent eruptions and merciless pyroclastic flows
Completely eco-friendly. We're lifting the lid on household waste
No more flushing and wasting precious water
Never endure a cold toilet seat again
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Key features

  • The World's First Geothermal Toilet
  • Drop the kids off at the volcano
  • A pool of molten lava absorbs even the most stubborn of stools
  • Perfect for violent eruptions and merciless pyroclastic flows
  • Completely eco-friendly. We're lifting the lid on household waste
  • No more flushing and wasting precious water
  • Never endure a cold toilet seat again
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Free UK Delivery Over £100
Free Returns
Next Day Delivery Not Available
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Free Returns
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Description
This project has been on the back burner for quite some time at Firebox, but after extensive testing we're finally ready to unveil... The Lava-tory. It's the world's first geothermal toilet, completely eco-friendly and it's going to change the way we sh*t forever. Following a short consultation session and a painstaking eight month mining procedure you're ready to roll.

On the surface (in more ways than one) it's a modest ceramic toilet that wouldn't look out of place in most contemporary bathrooms, but lift up the lid and you're greeted with a smouldering pool of bubbling hot lava that rages between 700 and 1200°C.

Even the most wretched of deposits are instantaneously absorbed by the molten hell-fire beneath and any rotten gasses burned away. "Dual flush"? – how about no flush. No more wasted water. And just think, all those years spent not flushing away your sanitary products, now you can chuck anything down there, it's basically a bin.

No more stubborn blockages. No more unsightly floaters. No more foul smells (well, the occasional pleasant whiff of ammonia). But most importantly of all, the seat is never cold.

 

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Please Note:
  • Only suitable for downstairs bathrooms
  • Be careful when wiping, toilet paper may ignite
  • Do not attempt to retrieve fallen articles (Phones/Glasses etc.)
  • Keep the seat clamped down and do not use during earthquakes
  • Please be mindful of splash back
Product Features:
  • The World's First Geothermal Toilet
  • Pool of piping hot lava absorbs your stools
  • No more flushing and wasting water
  • Keeps your seat and bum warm
  • BBQ grill attachment coming soon
Dimensions:
  • Measures approximately 40cm(W) x 70cm(H) x 50cm(D)