We don’t sell the The Lava-tory anymore, sorry!

We've suggested some alternatives below you might like:

We did once and we had fun. But we've moved on. These things happen. We've suggested some alternatives below you might like:

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This project has been on the back burner for quite some time at Firebox, but after extensive testing we're finally ready to unveil... The Lava-tory. It's the world's first geothermal toilet, completely eco-friendly and it's going to change the way we sh*t forever. Following a short consultation session and a painstaking eight month mining procedure you're ready to roll.

On the surface (in more ways than one) it's a modest ceramic toilet that wouldn't look out of place in most contemporary bathrooms, but lift up the lid and you're greeted with a smouldering pool of bubbling hot lava that rages between 700 and 1200°C.

Even the most wretched of deposits are instantaneously absorbed by the molten hell-fire beneath and any rotten gasses burned away. "Dual flush"? – how about no flush. No more wasted water. And just think, all those years spent not flushing away your sanitary products, now you can chuck anything down there, it's basically a bin.

No more stubborn blockages. No more unsightly floaters. No more foul smells (well, the occasional pleasant whiff of ammonia). But most importantly of all, the seat is never cold.

Product info

This project has been on the back burner for quite some time at Firebox, but after extensive testing we're finally ready to unveil... The Lava-tory. It's the world's first geothermal toilet, completely eco-friendly and it's going to change the way we sh*t forever. Following a short consultation session and a painstaking eight month mining procedure you're ready to roll.

On the surface (in more ways than one) it's a modest ceramic toilet that wouldn't look out of place in most contemporary bathrooms, but lift up the lid and you're greeted with a smouldering pool of bubbling hot lava that rages between 700 and 1200°C.

Even the most wretched of deposits are instantaneously absorbed by the molten hell-fire beneath and any rotten gasses burned away. "Dual flush"? – how about no flush. No more wasted water. And just think, all those years spent not flushing away your sanitary products, now you can chuck anything down there, it's basically a bin.

No more stubborn blockages. No more unsightly floaters. No more foul smells (well, the occasional pleasant whiff of ammonia). But most importantly of all, the seat is never cold.