Raw eggs. Sports drinks. A glass of water before bed. Rubbing lemon into your armpits. None of it works. If you’re hungover, you’re hungover. The only thing that can help is a big greasy plate of meat and carbs - and boy have we got a big book of greasy meat and carbs for you.
No need to beg your flatmates to bring you a soggy takeaway McDonald’s anymore with this ultimate bible of hangover cures around the house. Indulge your guiltiest pleasures and soothe your tender state of mind with bacon hash, jalapeno poppers, and chorizo tacos. Really can’t be arsed? Whip up a hassle-free carbonara or some pizza stuffed roast potatoes. Got a sweet tooth that needs satisfying? Knock together a batch of salted chocolate brownies or cream-cheese honey cookies.
So put down that bottle of Lucozade and put your apron on. It’s time you apologised to your poor, alcohol poisoned body through the medium of a delicious homemade artery-clogging meal.