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The Great Garden Gnome Massacre
The Great Garden Gnome Massacre
The Great Garden Gnome Massacre
The Great Garden Gnome Massacre
The Great Garden Gnome Massacre
The Great Garden Gnome Massacre
The Great Garden Gnome Massacre
The Great Garden Gnome Massacre
The Great Garden Gnome Massacre
The Great Garden Gnome Massacre

The Great Garden Gnome Massacre

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Celebrate a momentous fictional event
Use this merciless beast to ward off tacky garden ornaments
Some call it the 'anti-gnome'
Cast from a weather-proof polyresin
Looks suspiciously like the Chewitt Monster
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Key features

  • Celebrate a momentous fictional event
  • Use this merciless beast to ward off tacky garden ornaments
  • Some call it the 'anti-gnome'
  • Cast from a weather-proof polyresin
  • Looks suspiciously like the Chewitt Monster
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2 reviews
by Ronnie - 2nd of June, 2015
A good bit smaller than I imagined! But a cute product.
by Bill - 9th of November, 2015
If you know someone with a penchant for the traditional garden gargoyle then this is a must.
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Free UK Delivery Over £100
Free Returns
Next Day Delivery Not Available
Free UK Delivery Over £100
Free Returns
Next Day Delivery Not Available
Description
The Great Garden Gnome Massacre – what a momentous day that was. Thousands of tasteless lawn ornaments perished. Red hats and fishing rods torn asunder. Patios and flowerbeds strewn with little ceramic limbs as this gargantuan beast laid down the law.

Some have named it the 'anti-gnome,' others brand it 'Gnomezilla' – we think it looks suspiciously like the Chewitt Monster. Call it what you like; with snarling jaws full of razor-sharp teeth and scales made from a weather-proof polyresin, you can use this merciless creature to keep your garden free from those tacky bearded elves.

 

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Please Note:
  • Keep away from regular gnomes if you value their precious ceramic lives
Product Features:
  • Celebrate a momentous fictional event
  • Use this merciless beast to ward off tacky garden ornaments
  • Cast from a weather-proof polyresin
Dimensions:
  • Measures approximately 21cm(W) x 26.5cm(H) x 18cm(D)
Customer reviews
"If you know someone with a penchant for the traditional garden gargoyle then this is a must."
Bill - 9th of November, 2015
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