Cool Mother's Day Gifts 2018

The Finest Wine Available To Humanity

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The Finest Wine Available To Humanity
This is only available at Firebox!
  • A deeply coloured and fruity Chateau Malbat
  • Fit for a pair of multi-millionaires (or disorderly thespians)
  • Goes exceedingly well with tea and cake
  • The perfect addition to your cult film-based drinking games
  • Comes wrapped in a printed paper bag – classy!
  • Created by Firebox
You wanted it here, and you wanted it now – we present to you, The Finest Wine Available To Humanity.

Perhaps you're one half of an alcoholic acting duo, perhaps you care very little for the opening times of quaint village cafés, or perhaps you're simply a fan of cult films and delicious booze. Either way, this dark and fruity Chateau Malbat is sure to hit the spot.

Goes really well with sherry, whiskey, gin, cider, scotch, beer and Ronsonol lighter fluid.*
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2 Reviews

Average 5/5 stars
  • "Great little gift for my sis-in-law - love the 'paper bag' sty;e packaging "
    Danielle - 2nd of January, 2018
  • "Great looking gift. This will do for a pair of millionaires. Yes, we'll buy this place and we'll install a f*cking jukebox in here."
    Sam - 13th of December, 2017