That Big Event in London Totes
That Big Event in London Totes
That Big Event in London Totes
That Big Event in London Totes

That Big Event in London Totes

They’re totes hilarious
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Pink and Green - SOLD OUT
Oh NO! Like a bunch of sprinters blasting out of the blocks, it seems that other Firebox customers have beaten you to these Totes. While there's still a few Blue ones left, sadly, due to the sustainable manufacturing process, we won't be able to get anymore.
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Make a statement about The Event

Apparently there’s a big event of some kind, which may or may not involve competitive sports, and have historical ties to the ancient Greeks. We hear it’s happening in a major capital city in the UK, and will potentially involve a massive influx of people to said city. For those not involved (or interested), this event may lead to massive delays, mounting frustrations, and a 24/7 barrage of sporting news. But we can’t talk about it.

With this in mind, it’s important to be prepared. Before going anywhere, we recommend packing a bag with some emergency rations, board games, a change of clothes an inflatable life raft and anything else you may need. Which is why we’re bringing you That Big Event in London Totes, which combine sturdy bag-like construction with some suitably snarky commentary on this big event.

Three designs available:
pink

Pink - Steroids

blue

Blue - American Family

green

Green - 3 Hour Commute

Referencing the “distinctive” colourful design of the big event’s promotional material; you can choose from three straight-shooting statements. So, whether you’re stuck on the tube, on a bus or just caught in a crowd, you’ll be providing a much needed reality check and letting everyone know just how you’re feeling. Plus they’re ethically and sustainably manufactured, so you’ll be supporting a good cause.
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Pink and Green - SOLD OUT
Oh NO! Like a bunch of sprinters blasting out of the blocks, it seems that other Firebox customers have beaten you to these Totes. While there's still a few Blue ones left, sadly, due to the sustainable manufacturing process, we won't be able to get anymore.
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    Free UK Delivery Over £100
    Free Returns
    Next Day Delivery Not Available
    Free UK Delivery Over £100
    Free Returns
    Next Day Delivery Not Available
    Description
    Scale Em bicep

    Make a statement about The Event

    Apparently there’s a big event of some kind, which may or may not involve competitive sports, and have historical ties to the ancient Greeks. We hear it’s happening in a major capital city in the UK, and will potentially involve a massive influx of people to said city. For those not involved (or interested), this event may lead to massive delays, mounting frustrations, and a 24/7 barrage of sporting news. But we can’t talk about it.

    With this in mind, it’s important to be prepared. Before going anywhere, we recommend packing a bag with some emergency rations, board games, a change of clothes an inflatable life raft and anything else you may need. Which is why we’re bringing you That Big Event in London Totes, which combine sturdy bag-like construction with some suitably snarky commentary on this big event.

    Three designs available:
    pink

    Pink - Steroids

    blue

    Blue - American Family

    green

    Green - 3 Hour Commute

    Referencing the “distinctive” colourful design of the big event’s promotional material; you can choose from three straight-shooting statements. So, whether you’re stuck on the tube, on a bus or just caught in a crowd, you’ll be providing a much needed reality check and letting everyone know just how you’re feeling. Plus they’re ethically and sustainably manufactured, so you’ll be supporting a good cause.

     

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    Please Note:
    • Absolutely not endorsed by a certain big event that cannot be named
    Product Features:
    • They’re all on steroids (pink)
    • I’m renting my flat to a fat American family (blue)
    • It only took me 3 hours to get to work this morning (green)
    Dimensions:
    • Measures approximately 37cm(W) x 43cm(H)

     

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