This Morning, Dancing on Ice, The Cube, All Star Mr & Mrs… these are all programmes. Think about who presents them, or who used to present them. Rhymes with Still-Up Schmoefield. Hmm… Imagine that charismatic silver fox on a mug.
Now, imagine that mug changes colours when you add liquid so that said ordinarily besuited television king is now donned in a technicolour dreamcoat, a throwback from when he just happened to star in Joseph & The Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat ages ago. Wow. Now THAT is a mug.
Truly a mug fit for the nation’s best TV presenter ever - perfect for This Morning’s cup of tea.