Sweary Scratch Map
  • Sweary Scratch Map
  • Sweary Scratch Map
  • Sweary Scratch Map
  • Sweary Scratch Map
  • Sweary Scratch Map
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Sweary Scratch Map

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Love it as much as we do?
  • We’re all going on a summer f***ing holiday
  • Find out how to swear in every language
  • Track your travels and learn some new sh*t
  • Mmm, just like a big scratchcard, sort of
  • Mahoosive size, perfect for hanging up


Whack this bad boy up on your wall and get ready to f***ing learn.

This addictive scratch map is the perfect way to make a note of everywhere you’ve been, you globetrotting gallivanter. Simply get a coin (or your nails, if you’re a bad ass) and scratch away at all the countries you’ve had the pleasure of visiting. We might be exaggerating, but the sensational thrill of the scratching is almost more fun than going on holiday itself. Yowza!

Under each country is dozens of obscenities in that country’s language. Do you know how to say the c word in Spanish? Well, you will soon! Providing you go to or have previously been to a Spanish speaking country. Learning a new language has never been this f***ing fun!

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