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Swear Socks

Sock it to 'em
11 reviews
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Carpe The Fuck Out Of This Diem
£8.99$11.49€10.79
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Fuck This Shit
£8.99$11.49€10.79
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Sock Whore
£8.99$11.49€10.79
In Stock
Express yourself with this proper filthy underwear
Unleash your repressed inner sock whore
Three superbly smutty pairs to choose from
Made from combed cotton so they're really f*cking soft
Bless your rotten socks
Free UK Delivery Over £100Free ReturnsNext Day Delivery available Before 5pm
Product info

Key features

  • Express yourself with this proper filthy underwear
  • Unleash your repressed inner sock whore
  • Three superbly smutty pairs to choose from
  • Made from combed cotton so they're really f*cking soft
  • Bless your rotten socks
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11 reviews

Average: 5/5 stars

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by Ross - 9th of June, 2015
Well made and look good, can't ask for more than that.
by Jessica - 28th of August, 2015
Great material, very comfortable and hilarious!
65 Shares
Free UK Delivery Over £100
Free Returns
Next Day Delivery available Before 5pm
Free UK Delivery Over £100
Free Returns
Next Day Delivery available Before 5pm
Description
Socks are the single best way of expressing yourself. It used to be the case that they'd just coyly peak out from beneath your trousers, offering a flash of colour, a glimpse of your personality. Well no more. These sensational Swear Socks are to be pulled up nice and high, pride of place for all to behold.

Pouring down with rain outside and you need a pithy little pick-me-up? Perhaps you're just feeling particularly lazy and require some smutty Latin encouragement to get the most out of your day. Or maybe you're just a total sock whore (if you don't know what it is then you probably aren't one).

Let the world know exactly who are you and how you're feeling by pulling on this proper filthy underwear.

 

More info
Please Note:
  • Machine wash on cold. Tumble dry on a medium heat
Product Features:
  • Express yourself with this dirty underwear
  • Three superbly smutty varieties – Sock Whore, Carpe The F*ck Out Of This Diem & F*ck This Shit
  • Unleash your repressed inner sock whore
  • Made from 53% combed cotton (f*ck me they're soft), 44% nylon and 3% spandex
Dimensions:
  • Socks are one size only – Women's 5-10
Customer reviews
"My favourite socks, second pair I've bought because after 3 years they were looking a bit tired."
Al - 20th of February, 2017
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