Swear Socks
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  • Swear Socks
  • Swear Socks
  • Swear Socks

Swear Socks

Sock it to 'em

  • Carpe The Fuck Out Of This Diem
    In Stock£8.99$11.79€10.29
  • Fuck This Shit
    In Stock£8.99$11.79€10.29
Love it as much as we do?
  • Express yourself with this proper filthy underwear
  • Unleash your repressed inner sock whore
  • Three superbly smutty pairs to choose from
  • Made from combed cotton so they're really f*cking soft
  • Bless your rotten socks


Socks are the single best way of expressing yourself. It used to be the case that they'd just coyly peak out from beneath your trousers, offering a flash of colour, a glimpse of your personality. Well no more. These sensational Swear Socks are to be pulled up nice and high, pride of place for all to behold.

Pouring down with rain outside and you need a pithy little pick-me-up? Perhaps you're just feeling particularly lazy and require some smutty Latin encouragement to get the most out of your day. Or maybe you're just a total sock whore (if you don't know what it is then you probably aren't one).

Let the world know exactly who are you and how you're feeling by pulling on this proper filthy underwear.

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16 Reviews

Average 5/5 stars
  • "Brilliant I love the swear socks "
    Aysha - 29th of June, 2018
  • "Very smart! Love them "
    Ailie - 19th of December, 2017
  • "Very good quality "
    Saskia - 15th of December, 2017
  • "Exactly what it says on the tin, or sock."
    Luke Piechowski - 15th of December, 2017
  • "Who doesn’t love a good f**k on a sock?!"
    Dionne - 20th of September, 2017