You know those ads where the likes of Ronaldinho and Henry get to show off their fancy footwork whilst battling it out within the confines of a small playing area? Well now you can do the same thing with your mates via the brilliant Subbuteo Inflatable Soccer Pitch.
A distant relative of the bouncy castle in football pitch form, this ingenious blow-up enclosure is ideal for four-man kickabouts in the back garden. Simply plug in its über-powerful pump and the entire shebang - goalposts, pillars and all - inflates in about 30 seconds. Even Sir Alex on full hairdryer mode couldn't manage that! Indeed it's so simple to erect we can't understand why the slowcoaches at Wembley haven't gone down the inflatable route.
Once word gets out you've got a Subbuteo Inflatable Soccer Pitch everyone will want to pop round for a close quarters kickabout. Measuring 20ft x 12ft there's enough room inside this squishy enclosure for 4 adults (c'mon, you didn't think it was for kids, did you?). We suppose you could squeeze in a few extra friends, but seeing as you'll need a bit of space to pull off those fancy nutmegs we suggest you refrain from full-on pitch invasions.
With a Subbuteo Inflatable Soccer Pitch you can live out your footballing fantasies without suffering the intolerable stress brought about by a seven figure salary and the constant attention of Z-list starlets. You can even give yourself a suitably rubbery pseudonym: Vinyl Messi and Ruud Van Bouncytoy are currently practising penalties in the newly-christened Bernaboing we've inflated in the back garden here at Firebox FC!
Showing off your footballing prowess is easy with this attention grabbing arena; members of the opposite sex will flock to your mini tournaments in order to check out your ball control. And thanks to sturdy netting between all the pillars and posts they won't get a faceful of football every time you give it some welly.
With the beautiful game currently enjoying unparalleled levels of popularity we reckon this fantastic footballing accessory is going to move faster than a Steven Gerrard volley. So don't be indecisive like Ron "either side could win it or it could be a draw" Atkinson. Order your Subbuteo Inflatable Soccer Pitch now. Back of the net!
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