Stuffed Blobfish

What a catch
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£19.99$25.59€24.00
19 reviews
785 shares
Hold and caress the ugliest animal in the world
It needs a hug, just look at the misery plastered across that face
Sadly an endangered species that's soon to be extinct
Devoid of any muscles, hence the globulous physique
Remember, beauty is only skin deep
A cuddly reminder that things could always be worse
Free UK Delivery Over £100Free ReturnsNext Day Delivery available Before 5pm
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Key features

  • Hold and caress the ugliest animal in the world
  • It needs a hug, just look at the misery plastered across that face
  • Sadly an endangered species that's soon to be extinct
  • Devoid of any muscles, hence the globulous physique
  • Remember, beauty is only skin deep
  • A cuddly reminder that things could always be worse
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19 reviews

Average: 4.5/5 stars

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by Emma Pocock - 17th of March, 2015
Great quality, really soft, perfectly ugly as hoped for.
by Laura - 17th of March, 2015
Everyone should own one. Very cute. Nice size and very cuddly. My new favourite! Even my dog wants one!
785 Shares
Free UK Delivery Over £100
Free Returns
Next Day Delivery available Before 5pm
Free UK Delivery Over £100
Free Returns
Next Day Delivery available Before 5pm
Description
In September 2013 the humble Blobfish was named the "World's Ugliest Animal" by the Ugly Animal Preservation Society. Their spokesperson commented that "for too long the cute and fluffy animals have taken the limelight, but now the Blobfish will be a voice for the mingers who always get forgotten."

Too bloody right. Granted he looks like a melted scoop of strawberry ice-cream with the down-turned mouth of a sad clown, but he's still cute isn't he? There's something tragically human about that face; the misery, the pathos – he's just crying out for a hug.

To add to his woes, out in the real world this flabby little creature is sadly facing extinction. So chuck that sentimental teddy bear in the bin, adopt a Stuffed Blobfish today and immortalise this triumph of nature.

 

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Please Note:
  • Not all Blobfish are necessarily male, but this one is
Product Features:
  • Snuggle up with the ugliest animal in the world
  • Lovely soft plush feel
  • Sadly an endangered species that's soon to be extinct
  • Tucks nicely under the arm
Cleaning instructions:
  • Surface washable: Simply sponge with a mixture of warm water and mild soap. Allow to air dry, then brush to restore fabric to its original fullness.
Dimensions:
  • Measures approximately 24cm(W) x 12.5cm(H) x 15cm(D)
Customer reviews
"Th saddest and most cuddly little bastard in all the land."
Oliver - 15th of February, 2017
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