Stress Sausages
Stress Sausages
Stress Sausages
Stress Sausages

Stress Sausages

Sausage puns are the wurst
Weisswurst
In Stock
£6.99$9.00€8.39
3 reviews
1,210 shares
Achieve calm with a squeeze on this schlong
These pork swords can be squished, stretched and smashed
A terrifically enjoyable anger management solution
Made from durable rubber that's a pleasure to clasp
Available in 3 different shapes and sizes: Frankfurter, Saveloy & Weisswurst
Free UK Delivery Over £100Free ReturnsNext Day Delivery available Before 5pm
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Key features

  • Achieve calm with a squeeze on this schlong
  • These pork swords can be squished, stretched and smashed
  • A terrifically enjoyable anger management solution
  • Made from durable rubber that's a pleasure to clasp
  • Available in 3 different shapes and sizes: Frankfurter, Saveloy & Weisswurst
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3 reviews

Average: 5/5 stars

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by Peter - 7th of October, 2015
Bought for my elderly mother with arthritic, clenched hands. Have given her great relief and raised a great laugh too. She won't let go!
by Emma - 9th of December, 2015
This sausage has given such joy.
1,210 Shares
Free UK Delivery Over £100
Free Returns
Next Day Delivery available Before 5pm
Free UK Delivery Over £100
Free Returns
Next Day Delivery available Before 5pm
Description
Oi oi saveloy! (Sorry about that.)

Does your partner infuriate you? Boss on your back? Creative juices all dried up or perhaps the only person to like that selfie you just dropped was your selfie? Everyday life can occasionally be a dire affair and sometimes you need a little something to take it all out on, like these Stress Sausages.

Squish away your stress with these marvellous meat packages. With three varieties of pork sword to choose from, simply squeeze away any unwanted emotions.

Exceptionally realistic, these porky treats have been crafted from durable rubber and we simply can’t put into words quite how satisfying it is to give these somewhat phallic parcels a twist, stretch and pound.

 

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Please Note:
  • Tonnes of penis jokes left out for your viewing pleasure
Product Features:
  • Squeeze that rage out of you
  • Rubbery texture that's a joy to feel
  • Choose from Frankfurter, Saveloy & Weisswurst
Dimensions:
  • Measures approximately 26.5cm(W) x 11.5cm(H) x 4cm(D)
Customer reviews
"Filth. Brilliant."
Kelly - 23rd of December, 2016
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