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Stress Sausages
  • Stress Sausages

Stress Sausages

Sausage puns are the wurst

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  • Achieve calm with a squeeze on this schlong
  • These pork swords can be squished, stretched and smashed
  • A terrifically enjoyable anger management solution
  • Made from durable rubber that's a pleasure to clasp
  • Available in 3 different shapes and sizes: Frankfurter, Saveloy & Weisswurst


Oi oi saveloy! (Sorry about that.)

Does your partner infuriate you? Boss on your back? Creative juices all dried up or perhaps the only person to like that selfie you just dropped was your selfie? Everyday life can occasionally be a dire affair and sometimes you need a little something to take it all out on, like these Stress Sausages.

Squish away your stress with these marvellous meat packages. With three varieties of pork sword to choose from, simply squeeze away any unwanted emotions.

Exceptionally realistic, these porky treats have been crafted from durable rubber and we simply can’t put into words quite how satisfying it is to give these somewhat phallic parcels a twist, stretch and pound.

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3 Reviews

Average 5/5 stars
  • "Filth. Brilliant."
    Kelly - 23rd of December, 2016
  • "This sausage has given such joy."
    Emma - 9th of December, 2015
  • "Bought for my elderly mother with arthritic, clenched hands. Have given her great relief and raised a great laugh too. She won't let go!"
    Peter - 7th of October, 2015