We don’t sell the Stocking With Coal anymore, sorry!

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Stocking with Coal on chimney

You can always use it to fuel the fire!

You’ve been threatening it for years. Now you can finally deliver. The Stocking With Coal is the perfect stingy gift for the person who doesn’t deserve a sausage. Let alone a lump of coal.

Watch in barely-concealed glee as they unwrap this deeply ironic ‘present’. They might not see the funny side, but it’s guaranteed to bring a smile to everyone else’s face. And the best part? They’re not even good lumps of coal. In fact, these scraps of carbon are so skimpy they’d barely pass muster in Ebeneezer Scrooge’s stove.

The Stocking With Coal really is one of the funniest but crummiest Christmas gifts we've seen in ages. And that includes the neon bobble hat from Auntie Mabel and the scented coat hangers from Uncle Stan. So get ordering - 'tis the season to be stingy!

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Product info

Stocking with Coal on chimney

You can always use it to fuel the fire!

You’ve been threatening it for years. Now you can finally deliver. The Stocking With Coal is the perfect stingy gift for the person who doesn’t deserve a sausage. Let alone a lump of coal.

Watch in barely-concealed glee as they unwrap this deeply ironic ‘present’. They might not see the funny side, but it’s guaranteed to bring a smile to everyone else’s face. And the best part? They’re not even good lumps of coal. In fact, these scraps of carbon are so skimpy they’d barely pass muster in Ebeneezer Scrooge’s stove.

The Stocking With Coal really is one of the funniest but crummiest Christmas gifts we've seen in ages. And that includes the neon bobble hat from Auntie Mabel and the scented coat hangers from Uncle Stan. So get ordering - 'tis the season to be stingy!