Have you ever wondered how Captain Kirk pulled all those hot aliens? It wasn’t the lopsided wig. It wasn’t the ham-laden gravitas. And it certainly wasn’t the way he spoke. As. If. Each. Word. Was. Its. Own. Sentence. No people, James Tiberius Kirk was a hit because he smelt fantastic. And so can you thanks to Star Trek Colognes.

Set to stun, these fully licensed fragrances boldly go where no scents have gone before. But they’re not just for Trekkies, they’ve been formulated to smell gorgeous on normal, non anorak wearers too.

First up, for men, there’s Tiberius. Named after the most famous starship captain in Starfleet history, this casual yet commanding cologne is spiked with freshness and sensuality (it says here). Citron zest, black pepper and cedar create refreshingly clear top notes, layered over a wooded, spicy scent.

New: Shirtless Kirk		Ponn Farr		Tiberius

Next up, put yourself in the line of fire with Shirtless Kirk the one-and-only Captain James T. Kirk! Blended with rosemary, mandarin orange wood, may rose, elemi, nasturtium, ginger, palmarosa, mosses, pepper, sandalwood, and ambrette. Or, why not try Sulu, the perfect cologne for the man who does everything, whether that be cataloguing exotic plants, collecting antique firearms, or piloting ancient helicopters and advanced starships.

Finally, for the ladies, leave logic behind with Pon Farr. Named after the Vulcan mating cycle, this refreshingly feminine fragrance is invigorating and dramatic. Light top notes of citrus, blackcurrant, water lily and lotus blossom are complemented by base notes of sandalwood, peach and mulberry. Fascinating.

Beautifully packaged, Star Trek fragrances are guaranteed to appeal to sci-fi disciples as well as non-believers, and make a great talking point, especially if you’re sipping Romulan ale in a distant galaxy. Or down the pub. So get ordering and remember: live long and smell great!